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forbearance 4/7 Puns

Tim Bruening < This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it wrote in message Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies. Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies. Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams. 1/4 puns? OK. Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give no quarter? Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident. Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer. Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist in the face. Quartermaster: Hotel manager. Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine. If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough! Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey! Melloncollie: A fruit dog. Melancholy: Girl who's sad because she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie. Melanie: Girl with a spherical form of Elephantiasis half-way up her leg. Melbourne: When was Mel born? June 28TH, 1926. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Brooks I'm talking about the Mel who frequents atj.

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Tim Bruening < This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it wrote in message Occult: Religious sect that worships the letter O . Occur: Dog in that cult. Occupy: Pie eaten by troops in Iraq. Odic: Penis # O. Okay: Island # O, or O shaped island. Optic: Tic that corrects eyesight. Oppose: To stand in an O shape. Akimb O ?? Obese: Fat O. Related to Gale Force Edward? Blow Ted? Obie: Fat apine that uses the Force.

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Tim Bruening < This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it wrote in message Melbourne: When was Mel born? Which Mel? Brooks? Lifluous? On? Amine? Ba? The Mel who frequents atj.

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Tim Bruening < This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it wrote in message Reality: Tea with no illusions. Steady: A constant demon. Study: Demon who learns. Study: Handsome male demon. Taser: Knight with a stun gun. Come up with something about somebody getting a Taser in the arse and not feeling it and you'll have a numb bum stun gun pun! Was this bum the one who tried to rescue Terri Schiavo? I keep reading that name as Terri Sarajevo! Praps it was her who started WW1! She certainly started a legal war in the US. That's why . . . . . . . wait for it . . . . A Ferdiniand is worth two in the Bush! http://www.onelook.com/?w=sarajevo&last=sarrayevo&loc=spell1 Sara Jevo: A Balkans woman. What her Roman ancestor wore: Saratoga. Sara Bellum: Woman in the pre-Civil War South. The mind of a female deer: Hind-brain. Cerebrum: A cheap and showy brain from Birmingham UK. Birmingham: A cold Chinese vase containing pig meat.

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Tim Bruening < This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it wrote in message Occult: Religious sect that worships the letter O . Occur: Dog in that cult. Occupy: Pie eaten by troops in Iraq. Odic: Penis # O. Okay: Island # O, or O shaped island. Optic: Tic that corrects eyesight. Oppose: To stand in an O shape. Akimb O ?? Obese: Fat O.