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This is an actual (REDNECK) Order Form for a Tractor Repair Manual. Please Fill Out the Order Form Below First Name: Bubba Last Name: Bubba Address: Turn left at corn field past da cows City: Dis aint no damn city stoopid State: Tired Zip Code: wutdis4 Country: Yes Email Address: petunia-da-cow Phone: Aint got nun Card Number: Two Kings Jack an a Ace Type of Card: Full deck wid piksher of naked gurls Expiration Date: What the fuck, I aint dead yet stoopid Organization: Yes Date of Birth: Hold on, gots ta call mama reel kwik Name on Card: I dunno, King, Queen, Jack...... which card? Comment: Duh, Just me a dum redneck needing ta do lotsa fixin wid da duck tape an bailin wire. Need fixit book. Send soon, cows dun need ta eat.
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